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I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
I’ll be excited when I teach the dog to fetch them… For now, she just looks at me as if to say, ‘Stupid human, find ‘em yourself’